I Am The Monster Under Your Bed

mitten:

sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you

(via teenagah)

justusbradshaw:

i-cant-nope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

i have an unknown need to reblog this

im dying

(via teenagah)

uhh-what-the:

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

or “had had”

(via liveinaworldofwishes)

kikitosan:

dont you love that feeling where you and your best friend are just with each other laughing so hard at something so simple and you can’t breathe and its just feels like the whole world just goes in slow motion and you just feel pure happiness and you just are so full of brightness and everything is funny and you feel like everything is going to be okay and anything is possible 

(Source: floricawild, via liveinaworldofwishes)